DUMBASSNESS

Your prototype is, doubtless, shit, so I have made a real prototype to take it's place. Bite me. BE IN CARTER'S EARLY TOMMORROW. And if you don't like it Sohl, you may feel free to do your own project.

YOU WILL ALL SEND ME YOUR PAPERS RIGHT NOW. ALL OF THEM. EVERY LAST PAPER AND IN .doc FORMAT.

Prototype

Prototype=Done. I named it AEONS I FYI.

Tank

Im calling the Tank the AEONS 1, unless someone tells me what the new name should be in one hour

Guess the film

D.H.: "I said fire across her nose! Not up it!"
Gunner 1: "Im sorry sir, im doing the best I can."
D.H.: "Who made that man a gunner."
Gunner 2: "I did sir, he's my cousin."
D.H.: "Who's he?"
Colonel Sanders: "He's an a**hole sir."
D.H: I can see that, but whats his name?"
Colonel: "That's his name sir, Major A**hole."
D.H.: "How many a**holes we got on this ship?"
Everyone: "YO!"
D.H.: "I knew it, im surrounded by a**holes."

and hoffman, the tank will remain silver.

Sohl, You Asswipe

Yes sohl, it should be grey. Even with beter armor, the Army does not want big shiny tanks that scream "Shoot Me!". And get together with Justin. BTW, the website, according to past winners, should not be based on the papers. I am basing it on the components of the entire project as outlined by exploravision.org. CALL JUSTIN!!!

Stuff

Okay, im going to sparaypaint the prototype a shiny metallic silver. If it should be gray instead, let me know. Furthermore, did you just pull Tungsten out of thin air, or did you actully research it? BTW, I hope your mom is okay. Also, website pages:
Components (Other papers)
History/ Present Uses
Future Plans
Something else (look at last years winners for ideas)

Content for Web

Look, asswipes, I really really really really really need some content for he wesite. You know what the pages are, so THINK!!! RACK YOUR BRAINS!!! WORK!!!!!!!!!!

Proto-FUCKING-type

Sohl, do the tank, just in case, but Jstin, the prototype is yours now. You have full and complete autonomy over its design, so long as it does not include Osama bin Laden. Go.

Hoffman, got an idea

That should be justin's title: "The other one."
Anyway, im going to spray paint that model tank, BUT, it will SUCK, so Justin, if you can, try to make somethinbg half decent with the prototype. Hoffman i will get you some stuff for the web

WEB SITE YOU MORONS

Listen up, and do it right now. The web site concept is set up, but there is as yet no... you know... content. You MUST tell me what to put in it. As of this minute, the pages are: AEONS Abstract, The Armor, Applications, and Looking Ahead. Type up some content to go in this website, especially you, Sohl, Mr. Chief-Writer-Man. You too, umm... the other one.

Prototype

Sohl, please look like you put some effort into it. You WILL NOT FUCK UP MY GRADE!!! Do so, and you will be CASTRATED WITH THE ANGLE GRINDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Rogers

Yes...
I am quick...
They called me dickens the quickens in my day

Prototype Crap

I will get the prorotype done this weekend but be warned that it will be no more than a model tank spraypainted chrome.

??

Was I supposed to do something?? Man Hoffman you shouldve seen that bird it was AWESOME!!! AWEWSOME!!!

Assholes-

Attn. Fools:
Get your shit together. I cannot afford to have my grade fucked up by you lot.

JUSTIN STOP

CUSSING, YOURE NOT GOOD AT IT!

Justin STOP

STOP CUSSIN, YOURE NOT GOOD AT IT!!!

???

I have no idea what youre talking about Hoffman. And secondly, there is no way im printing 40 copies of ANYTHING! Smoke that sawyer.

Team Meeting

Very well- let it be done. Everyone meet in Carter's @ 7:45 Monday. And Justin- did you not read Hartwig's email? He more or less called us dumbasses. The research phase isn't NEARLY over, as we still have just about no idea what we are talking about. Go back to "Now Hear This" and you will see topics that need researching. And by the by, 2IC means 'second in command'. This should be fun: Sohl- I am sending Coach Whitt the URL for this blog, so I hope that you are willing to stand to the "fry his balls" remark. ;-)

ARGG!!!

see, there two Jutins. the kind, nice guy that just wrote, and then the tempermental guy before my previous post. I'm not upset, I just want everyone to recognize that everyone gets equal responsibilities and rights, (except maybe hoffman, cuz hes the brainiac) Im sorry for yellin Justin, you just broke the camals back.

Justin

Justin, you can give me whatever grief you want later but Im laying it flat. Hoffman and I have both decided that HE is the project manager, I am the chief writer and thus in charge of the mentor comm, and YOU are in charge of research. And if you dont like it, tough because majority rules. And if you dont understand the concept of majority, go get yourself in another group. And here's my opinion, whether hoffman agrees or not, I'm not sure. I'm tired of your stuck up attitude, you need to learn how to admit when your NOT the best (because in many cases you arent like the writing for example. Ask anyone, Im a better writer than you anyday. You get a piece of writing published on the front page of an international book), and stop cussing, cause your not good at it.
Like I said, I you give me your normal "What are you on drugs or something?" I'm ignoring you.

New Ranks

THhese new ranks will be good. That way Justin cant act all incometant anymore.

NOW HEAR THIS:

Attn Fools:
I have started, ended, and won a coup in our group. Effective immediately, and on the grounds that you are all probably the most incompetant people that I know, I will be assuming all of the duties and responsibilites of the group PM (except for mentor comms, that I leave to Sohl, who is, unfortunately, my new 2IC). Sohl- you will find out about bullet-proof glass. Other moron- find out what that "envirinmentaly friendly" comment was all about. I will find out about fibrous materials and geometric configurations (Sohl- you will be helping me with that last part).

Signed, Your Imperious and Everintellectual Leader (nice touch, eh?)

You really have no choice, as I am the blog admin and control the Yahoo account (changed it again, Justin)

Email to Mentor

I sent this to our mentor:
Dear Mr. Hartwig,
This is Peter. So far, Justin has been the only one to communicate with you, and I apologize for my lack of involvement in discussing our project with you thus far.
The final product of this project is a website that we are to create, presenting the different aspects of AEONS. In addition, we also were to write five component papers: Present Uses/History, Future Applications,
Nessecary Breakthroughs, Design/Process, and Consequences. Ryan is currently started on the web site and all five papers have been completed.
As of now, we are still looking into enviornmentally safe materials to integrate with the Amorphous Metals. As for the armor, we have decided to focus on sheilding tanks and foot soldiers. Therefore, the armor does not need to be lightweight, but should be light enough for soldiers to wear, if need be. The strength, however, should be strong enough to make it worth the military's time and money to implement such a product into its fighting force.
Thank you for your assistance,
Peter

o_O

Hoffman

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Okay u win

Alrite I start doinbg double time. And I ccant get in touch with JOn, because he has band ALL weekend. but his email is moneyisgood2004@hotmail.com

flash

oh, and by the by, the flash was justin's idea, I voiced my disapproval of it.

For the love of pete...

1. I did look behind me,your assassin has not arried yet.
2. The idea of EDIT means get rid of swearing, not adding more.

Yahoo

By the way, Sohl, I did hack the yahoo account. There is no longer any justification for the continuance of your life force. Don't look behind you, Sohl.

Not Sosama Much

Guys, get serious about the flash, cuz your idea sucks. I mean damn

what have I done???

Just because of that statement, I will go burn the consequences paper, film it, send you a copy, and delete the backup. And then u can write the paper *censored*

Martyr

I realize that the following will probably come to pass:
1.Hoffman will hack into the yahoo account somehow and will gain control of the yahoo account

2.I will be promptly executed.

But, its worth it

Demands

and 4. Get rid of the gay halo music.

My demands

MY Demands are simple:
1. Stop annoying me and recognize me as the dictator that I am
Upon the fulfillment of this requests, the password will be returned to normal

Hosatge Email

OH and until further notice, I will be the only one with access to the yahoo account, seeing as how I changed the password to it last night. SMART ONE HOFFMAN!!!!

Hoffman, this is a conspiracy

Ryan, justin is still clueless as to the password for our yahoo account. Lets keep it that way and laugh as he screams in childish frustraton. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Password Again

Hey sohl, check your inbox for the password. About the web, eat shit and die, sohl.

web

and the website sucks, alot.

Password

would either of u email me the password to our group email

Web

Here is what YOU NEED TO TURN IN!!!. Yeah, I know that the buttons are screwed up, but this is a very rough outline no part of which will actually be in the web. Web Site

GROW UP

Both of you NOW

Try This

Justin- send this to the mentor- Is it possible to impregnate amorph metals with some kind of fibrous substance (give examples) to keep the fragments together? Peter, do you have any bright ideas YOU CRACKHEAD!?!?!?!? And yes Justin, we can use first names, and explain very nicely that contest regulations prohibit the use of last names. Hoffman out.

Argon Shnargon Veeng!!!

Being your hell, I think that you should burn in it, Sohl.

Tell him our names

Do that. And also drop the titles, why hoffman gave those out in the first place i will never kno. Besides, we dont need you doing more damage than u already have. Tell him our other email addresses too, so that an of us can email him. Psohl14@juno.com