Trying again

u suck

God, I hate you

justin...
Hoffman-wanna-be...

Organizer

Although this iformation is no where near worthy to be within inches of Zone of the Enders (^.^ i love that game) hoffman, get the visual organizer done

Exploravision Project

You are the epitome of a moron, you know that, Sohl? Referencing your post Soap, Oprah is a talk show host. A soap opera is a lame midday way to fill up airtime. Bit of a homophone mixup. And Justin, try to condense your posts or you are paying for the paper to print this thing out at the end!

Eagles

Neither of you probably watch football, but HOT DOG THE EAGLES FINALLY WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Logos

Congrats Hoffman. It took you three months, but the logos are finally done. Now we just wait another three months for you to print 'em.

Soap

You know, this blog is like a soap oprah. Ryan is the power hungry, hitler-esque dictator with anger issues. Justin is the whiny, competitive, man in a high position that tries to be the power hungry, hitler-esque dictator with anger issues that hoffman is. And I'm the all important voice of reason that makes movies that will make ANYONE wonder if I'm smoking crack, pot, or a combination of the two.

New Logos

Okay fools, here are the two logos that I've come up with. Props to Sohl for providing a base for AEONS2. The file AEONSphere will serve as an anchor for our website in the upper left, with both shared borders originating from it. Remember: me webmaster, you minions, what says I go-eth. Anyways, here they are: AEONS Logos.

New Logos

Okay fools, here are the two logos that I've come up with. Props to Sohl for providing a base for AEONS2. The file AEONSphere will serve as an anchor for our website in the upper left, with both shared borders originating from it. Remember: me webmaster, you minions, what says I go-eth. Anyways, here they are: AEONS Logos.

Email

Justin, I never thought to check, but you did send that email (I don't care which one) to someone, didn't you? If you didn't, you will be castrated with a hair scrunchie and fed to a pack of starved, wild wolves. And after a good long laugh at your mangled, dismembered corpse, I will get us a friggin mentor, because you, Justin, are a git.
Justin!?!?!?

Music

Screw you hoffman. My musics better than your gay halo crap.

Unimportant

This really doesn't matter, but in the unlikely event that we need to submit a group email with the project, I have established aeonsarmor@yahoo.com. I only set it up so that we could get a good ID, so we'll let that set for awhile. And Sohl, burn, and your music with you.

Music and Such Again

The music is "Peril" from Halo2 and you'll notice that there are email links for all group members at the bottom of the sidebar. What is your homeroom? I need to give you some stuff for the NB check.

music???

where have I heard that before, where is it from hoffman? what is ur emaila anyway?

Music and Such

In the unlikely event that you didn't notice, I've changed the music. This is what the music will be. I hope you like it. If you don't, I think that I like that even more (satanic smile). And Sohl: EMAIL ME THAT PAPER!!! NOW!!!

Design and Process

Exploravision Papers

Papers

To save space, I am moving the papers off-blog to http://aeonspapers.blogspot.com. For the sake of uniformity, only I will be able to post there. Sohl, I couldn't find your paper, so EMAIL (don't post) it to me so that I can get it uploaded. I have also finished the team info and a revised mission statement page for the NB's, we will need them for the check on Friday, so Peter, I will give you yours during Chem, and Justin, I will hand yours off during the 1-2 class change. Thx.

WTF!

Say WHAT?!?!?! Nobody told me about that. Next time, tell me about it ahead of time, will you? Crap, it's 9:00 already... this is gonna be an all-nighter. Sohl, you are writing the next one.

Next paper

Justin, first of all, I am this friggin close to cussin u out. I am the cheif writer, my email was original, and I did use urs as a base, bc Carter liked it, but by no means was it your piece of crap moved around. Leave it up to hoffman, he can pick from the 3 emails. And if we know hoffman's number, call him, because design/process is his, I thot consequences were next.

Email

Heres the new email:

Dear…
Currently, we are enrolled in the national Exploravision contests, which are sponsored by Toshiba. These contests are included as part of the curriculum in the Kennesaw Mountain Magnet Program. Two friends and myself have formed a group under the name AEONS; Amorphous ElectrOmagnetic Nonmalleable Sheliding. Exploravision gives a group of students four months to create a new technology, gather research on its progress thus far, and create a web site outlining the future of such a technology, as well as its past.
The goal of AEONS is to find a way to incorporate amorphous metals into shielding purposes for the United States Military. We are currently in development of our prototype, as well as our website.
However, we realize that we lack the resources and knowledge to realize the true potential of amorphous metals in defensive applications. We would be truly grateful if you would consider assisting AEONS as our mentor.
If you are interested in this position, you can reach us at -----@-----.---

I know i dont go far into the KMHS mag subject, and that will probably need to be changed. Other than that, it gets the message across. What do u think. BTW, is the next paper due tomorow?

Writing

Justin, you cannot write worth a damn. I sincerely hope that you did not send that to anybody. Peter, write a better email; you are Chief Writer for a reason, namely that Justin and (sort of) I couldn't write to save our lives. Justin, damn.

Final Stretch

This is it people, the final stretch. As the only sane one in this group, i will be assigning what happens from here on out.

Justin:
Mentor
Prototype
Notebooks

Ryan:
Web Page
Prototype (get it done)

Me:
Finish the last papers
Combining papers
Print Logo
Supply new music heres the link:

Now if you dont like the music, deal with it.
Now if you dont like the assignments deal with it. This will work, but we have to start moving. Lets do it fools!

Stuff

Justin, we're not mad at you (ish). We just believe you to be incompet.... alented. Yeah. C'mon, Justin, get over yourself. If we were mad at you, we would be a lot less subtle about it. Get over it and get us a mentor.

WhAT IN GOD"S NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!?????

MY GPA IS WAY HIGHER THAN YOURS!!

XBOX Live

Greetings all. I don't think that any of you have XBOX's, let alone XBOX Live, but on the off-chance that you do, my gamertag is MADMONK325, and I play Halo 2 alot, and I would supremely enjoy blowing your spartan brains out.

Website

Due to the fact that:

• I already run the blog
• You lot are technologically incompetant
• Justin is a manager

I believe that I should be appointed team Webmaster. We'll call you Chief Writer, Peter. I am writing a slide on the website, so you should do a slide on the essays and such. The incomplete presentation is here. It could actually stand alone, but you should put in a page about the writing.

Breakthroughs

Exploravision Papers

Ranks Again

While I certainly have no problem with being PM, high-level business principles such as the Dilbert Principle and Adams' Law state that Justin is the prime candidate. While the Peter's Principle does support me, it is more antiquated. And that picture is staying. Get over it Justin. When we (and when I say "we" I mean "you lot") present the project, Justin, talk like a Democrat . This is because you are a neanderthal (AKA Republican) and an anarchist, and nobody likes you for who you are, so don't be you. Just joking.

Ranks

Pardon my french but WTF!!!???? Justin is a good worker but PROJECT MANAGER??!!! That should be you if anybody Hoffman, I have no problem being cheif writer, but justin could be our mascot

Here it is!

What I Got Done

Presentation!!! Aaarrgghhh!!!

I tried a piece from Halo 1 for the bgsound, but it sucks too, eh? Anyway. I am going to post a link to what I get done for a template. I am the only person in this group who can design an aesthetic theme for PPT, so trust me and use it. And on the PPT we should list you, Justin, as the Project Manager, in accordance with the Dilbert Principle. I can design, Peter can write, so Justin, you are the PM. Link coming soon.

(Pained Scream of Agony)

Okay: time to lose this candied music. The moron that put this music on should die! (Eyes shifting conspicuously) Send me URL's for substitutes.

THX Justin

Good job Justin. Few things:

• December 2005 won't come for another 11 months.
• Coupla run-on sentences near the end. If it were just Carter, I wouldn't complain, but Keinel is gonna be reading this, so we should probably shorten those.
• Besides, the more sentences we have, the more fluff we can insert without tripping Kienel's bullshitometer.
• Lastly (line 13) you cite "corrosive resistant" but I am relatively certain (note the use of indiscrimanate qualifiers releasing me from any responsibility should I be wrong) that it should be "corrosion resistant". But whatever.